Contrapositivity

When you see this, post another Metalocalypse quote in your lj. Let's see how long this can go on for.

Murderface: You ate my Shivil War shoes, you fat schon of a bitch!
Pickles: Guys, I know he’s our son but we can’t keep doin’ this.
Nathan: I think I know what you…are…all…trying to say. I…uhm…I think we have to build a space helicopter.
(cue long pause and music interlude while this sinks in)
Pickles: Uh, well, dat’s impossible. But I think I may have a better idea.

Title: Little Bunny
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Nathan/Toki
Word Count: 5129

( The Start of Something A Little Different In the Dungeon )

Numbers 31 and 32 of my Metalocalypse Challenge Drabbles first.

Prompt: Feel
Pairing: Charles/Toki

( Pairing written mainly because I haven't since the very first time )


Prompt: Fingers
Pairing: Unstated - Pretty much whomever the reader chooses to see, although I had a particular Metalocalypse character in mind while writing

( Straight up pr0n for a change )




Prompt: Umbrella
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Nami/Vivi
Word Count: 500

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Have number 30 of 50 of this smutty challenge.

Prompt: Taste
Pairing: Charles + Pickles

( If Pickles were a city, he'd totally be Las Vegas )

Title: Prologue
Rating: PG-10 for gore
Word Count: 1738
Song: Sonata Arctica - The Ruins of My Life

( The Taste of their blood in my mouth, and the scent of victory. Scarred my soul for life, this man was not me. )

Per request, fic inspired by this bit of interview:

BP: Toki has diabetes, like Bret Michaels from Rock Of Love. What else do you think Toki and Bret Michaels have in common?
NE: Adult Onset Self-Induced Diabetes, yeah. That's a good question. I think they're both bipolar. Is Bret Michaels? Maybe he's not.
BP: Toki has a full head of hair, so it's not that.
NE: Oh, I see: You're leading the witness. I don't know, you can never really tell when a guy starts wearing one of those do-rags what's going on up there, but Toki's got a full head of hair for now. It's part of being in a metal band; you just gotta make sure you have your hair for the time being. Except for [Dethklok drummer] Pickles. I think they like to wear ladies' underpants when they're by themselves. I'm not sure. That might be true. I know it's true for Toki. I don't know about Bret Michaels. I don't know if this is true of both of them, but I know that Toki was caught fucking a cat once.
BP: All right, we'll just say that Bret Michaels was also caught fucking a cat.
NE: I cannot confirm or deny that. I can only confirm that Toki was, and he was drunk, and we did dress the cat up like a lady.


Title: Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat
Rating: R
Pairing: Toki/Pickles, refs to Manager/Pickles
Word Count: 4,830
A/N: Complete and utter spastic crack. References to THIS FIC as well. Some Non-Con elements that aren't totally Non-Con.

( So, what's the truth behind the bestiality? )

Title: Dressing Down
Rating: G
Word Count: 1571

( What the client wants, the client gets, especially if he's an elderly foreign man with lots of money. )

Prompt: Sight
Pairing: Skwisgaar and Murderface

( Y'know, I actually really like these two as a couple. I think there might be something wrong with me. )


For the OPY100 Topic of 'Rainbow' and also cross-posted there:

Title: Touched in the Head
Rating: G
Pairing: Shanks and Ben
Word Count: 155

( By now, Shanks really should know to avoid barns. )

Orz, so I wrote Metalocalypse Drabble Challenge 25 about a month or so ago and it was WAAAAAY over my 500 exact count. So I rewrote it this morning.

Prompt: Erotica
Pairing: Tony and Hand

( Beware Bad British Slang )