Metalocalypse Challenge Drabble and Stuff

[dethorats]

Have number 30 of 50 of this smutty challenge.

Prompt: Taste
Pairing: Charles + Pickles



Of the many words to describe the way Charles thinks of Dethklok’s drummer, the one he finds most apt is ‘vice.’ Vice, a word meaning an immoral habit or behavior, a particular form of depravity, or, in a more kind definition, merely a bad habit or a fault. Considering the sorts of behavior Pickles gets up to, this seems quite accurate. The redhead from Wisconsin is a boozer and a druggie, lazy and willfully blind, somewhat promiscuous, and often lacking in compassion. He runs around in just dingy underwear he’s had on for the past three days, spending his time in semiconscious stupors or passed out on the floor surrounded by the detritus of his needs. Considering that the rest of Dethklok is about the same, Charles could be considered unfair, except that he knows that Pickles has more than half a brain, he just prefers to subdue it with alcohol and pills and chemical fumes; an excuse to escape from the reality he doesn’t like to face.

Pickles is also Charles’ vice, the biggest one he has. He has played that role since Charles was fifteen and unexpectedly fell in lust with the raunchy, angry lead singer of Snakes ‘n’ Barrels, jerking off in his parents’ basement to videos on MTV. The course of his life was never directed with any self-awareness towards being close to the redhead but sometimes Charles has to wonder if maybe his mind just retreated into denial in that regard. Becoming Pickles’ manager only made the situation worse, and Charles knew his fate was sealed the first time the mostly sober drummer leered at him over dinner and he permitted it with an answering smirk.

Smoke, cigarette and earthier sorts, flavor Pickles’ tongue and he drinks enough that sometimes Charles suspects he sweats out alcohol, although the hints of it on his neck and ribs is more than likely where he spilled some. His very taste, his essence, is hedonistic vice and Charles can feel his strict Methodist upbringing screaming from the dark corners of his mind every time he presses their lips together. Sodom and Gomorrah, just like the Snakes ‘n’ Barrels album of the same name, the one Charles listens to over and over in spite of himself just to hear that husky accented tenor when the boys are on tour and he’s stuck at Mordhaus alone with all the paperwork.

Perhaps the clearest evidence of that Pickles is a vice is found in the frequency with which Charles finds himself kneeling between pale, freckled thighs that are steely from years of double-kick bass. Sometimes he gets to sit in his desk chair or sprawls on dubiously clean black sheets instead, but the result is always the same. He drinks in the noises, by turns needy and content, soaks up the sinful vision that is the drummer coming undone. But best is the incontrovertible proof on the back of his tongue; salty, a little bitter, and something he cannot imagine living without.

Comments

[astrokender.livejournal.com]

Mmm... Luffy/Zoro pr0n..... *drools*

Have fun at the con! :)