Help! Prompt Time

Dear F-List,

I've been trying for two weeks to work on something but everything I start is terrible and I end up trashing it. I think it's time for some cheese - a chance to just be writing SOMETHING.

So please - throw any prompt that you'd like this way. Any One Piece or Metalocalypse pairing/character/whatever and some sort of prompt.

I don't promise anything decent but it'll at least be...weird?! Dunno if that's a good thing or even the sort of thing that invites prompts, but if you feel like it, please leave one!

I'd be very grateful! Thanks in advance!