Meh

So this is an unfinished and half-assed thing that got borked by canon and by my own inability to write anything in a timely manner. And I didn't get far enough into it to finish it as an au but I wrote too much I liked to just trash it so...I'm posting it here for my own amusement. I'm starting a complete re-write of the idea that will match the canon instead and it'll be funny for me when I finally get the thing done in months or however damn long it takes to compare the two.

( The first third of a story that was supposed to be about Usopp and Zoro getting it on after the battle for Fishman Island...XD I started it right after the crew arrived in Gyoncorde Plaza and then never got around to finishing it and so all the details are completely wrong in canon. It never got beyond PG. Also, I cannibalized elements for that shitty LuZo I just posted so if seems rehashed...well, it's actually the first and better execution of certain ideas. )