Contrapositivity

Title: Wintry Mix
Rating: G
Pairing: Shanks and Benn
Word Count: 859

( Words in bold are the ones from the Random Word Generator )

So...I haven't written anything in forever and I'm terribly rusty and the first thing that my brain settled on was this fic that no one asked for. I dunno, lately Sabo and Marco are really interesting to me? And the timeskip? So I wrote this thing. It went on a lot longer than I intended thanks to the unholy bane of my existence that is dialogue. Now I remember why I don't write it...

Anyway, it's a thing. The timing with the Alabasta part might be a little bit off with the canon timeline but, eh, that part's always a bit rushed in my opinion anyway so I'm not going to stress about it. Also a few word choices have me second guessing myself - not sure about certain slang elements for the R. A. but...eh, I went with it.


Title: Procurement
Rating: G
Pairing: None / Gen
Word Count: 9,848

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Title: Anniversary
Character/Pairing: Vivi-centric, faint NaVi
Rating: G
Word Count: 743

( One year had come and gone… )

So...663

( Spoilers, obviously )

Happy Birthday Usopp! It's still barely your special day in some parts of the world so I consider this timely. Yosh.

Title: Eye of the Tiger (yeah, as lame as this)
Rating: R
Pairing: ZoSopp
Word Count: 3215
A/N: This is completely pointless, shameless, admittedly terrible smut. Because I needed to get it out of my system. And for reals, there is NO plot. We're talking Metalocalypse levels of PWP, and I don't normally do that for One Piece. Also, I wrote this quickly, just ran it through spell-check and haven't looked at it again so I KNOW it's awful. So you're warned. But I wanted to give Usopp something.

ETA: Now appended with impossibly even more poorly written smut from Luffy's perspective on this fic in the comments.

( I'm being serious when I say this is terrible and also totally PWP. Read at your own risk. )

So this is an unfinished and half-assed thing that got borked by canon and by my own inability to write anything in a timely manner. And I didn't get far enough into it to finish it as an au but I wrote too much I liked to just trash it so...I'm posting it here for my own amusement. I'm starting a complete re-write of the idea that will match the canon instead and it'll be funny for me when I finally get the thing done in months or however damn long it takes to compare the two.

( The first third of a story that was supposed to be about Usopp and Zoro getting it on after the battle for Fishman Island...XD I started it right after the crew arrived in Gyoncorde Plaza and then never got around to finishing it and so all the details are completely wrong in canon. It never got beyond PG. Also, I cannibalized elements for that shitty LuZo I just posted so if seems rehashed...well, it's actually the first and better execution of certain ideas. )

Title: Emperor
Rating: G
Pairing: Gen, but Shanks and Ben
Word Count: 826
A/N: Just wondering how all of this actually happened in canon, because, really, it is kind of a ridiculous idea, or at very least, a silly name

( Oh the mileage captain and crew alike would get out of that word... )

Title: Consequence
Rating: PG
Pairing: Could be read as gen or as some combination of Shanks/Ben/Mihawk
Word Count: 1413
A/N: More stream-of-consciousness-esque writing, unedited

( The refusal does not go over well. )

Title: Enhancement
Rating: G
Pairing: Gen but Shanks/Ben
Word Count: 578
A/N: Some playing around w/presentation/perspective

( So Far Behind for the Month!!! Must Play Catch-Up! )