dethorats ([personal profile] dethorats) wrote2005-12-11 04:08 pm

Slowly Doing Those Drabble Requests

Title: Luffy Learns A Lesson
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro/Nami
Word Count: 1,115



“Ah, Luffy! Not there!” Nami whipped around, strands of hair ending up in her eyes and ruining the glare she was trying to direct at the confused and eager young man.

“But why not, Nami? That’s where I always put it in Zoro…well, except sometimes I put it in his mouth too…”

At the rate she was moving, Nami decided as she whirled back around to pin the green-haired teen with an arch and questioning look, she was going to give herself whiplash. It would almost be worth it, though, for the blush and the look of pure embarrassment on Zoro’s face. Caught frozen in the act of taking off his shirt, he had a full flush that crept from his face down his neck and across the top of his chest. She’d never seen him look so…caught…before. Too bad she had banned all cameras from the bedroom.

Dropping her eyes back to the bedspread, Nami sighed. “You’ve never been with a girl before, have you Luffy?”

“Nope. I’ve only been with Zoro.”

There was something sweet about that, about as sweet as the thought of the grouchy young man accepting someone like Luffy into his body. Suddenly Nami wanted to see that. She’d watched them together before – Luffy as enthusiastic and loud and appreciative in bed as he was in all areas of his life and Zoro with a look of such intense and careful concentration as he gave all the emotions he couldn’t express forth in his actions. Would Zoro blush again, open his arms and legs and hold Luffy close as they moved together? Would Luffy be any different than his usual exuberant self? It would be a sight to see, but now was not the time.

“Well, girls have two openings down here instead of just one like you or Zoro.” Nami crawled forward on the queen-sized bed, rolled over to sprawl against the headboard. “Remember when Zoro was licking me the other night? Where did you think he was doing that?”

“The same place I was just trying to get to. He licks me there sometimes.”

The accounting major resisted the urge to slap herself and instead spread her legs. Trust Luffy to need a sex-ed lesson right in the middle of their first time as a threesome. Thank god they’d already had the talk about boobs. “Okay, come up here.”

Luffy nodded eagerly, his shaggy black hair spilling over his forehead, and Nami made a mental note to take him for a hair cut soon. She couldn’t keep letting Zoro hack away at his hair with whatever pair of scissors happened to be handy. The gangly teen settled on next to her, their bare thighs exchanging warmth, and Nami couldn’t resist. She caught his scarred cheek and pulled him close for a kiss, ignoring for the moment the weight that had just manifested by her feet. Zoro’s green eyes sparkled merrily at her when she let Luffy free and she scowled at him, promising to get her revenge later.

“Alright, I’m only going to say this once so both of you pay attention.” She planted her feet on the bed, opening her knees. One hand reached down between her thighs, lightly touching the ginger colored hair that covered her. “You see, Luffy? I don’t have a penis. Girls don’t have them. We have vaginas.”

Really, Luffy shouldn’t have looked so impressed. With his jaw hanging open like that, he was getting drool on their sheets. Nami grabbed his hand off from where it was twitching on his leg, gently running his fingers over her lower lips and letting it rest against her pubic bone. “Now look. There’s an opening down here. That’s where your penis goes.”

Nami tried very hard not to frown, watching as Zoro bit his lip to keep from laughing and Luffy nodded his head in eager seriousness. She parted herself, showing Luffy the deep pink flesh of her labia. “Okay, take your finger and you can – GENTLY, GENTLY – touch. See, it’s slippery and if you go far enough…”

Luffy’s eyes got very big as his finger slipped easily into the warmth and wetness of Nami’s body and he slowly moved it back and forth before pulling it back out. “Wow! It’s all slimy…” Zoro did laugh out loud at that and Nami kicked him in the head, smirking in satisfaction when he yelped and scooted backwards out of reach.

“Yes, it’s SLICK. That’s because women produce natural lubrication. We don’t need extra help as long as we’re properly aroused.” Catching Luffy’s hand again, this time Nami placed Luffy’s finger against her clit, making sure to moan slightly as he came into contact with it. “And that little thing is called a clitoris. It is one of the things that make a girl feel very good. You can rub it softly or lick it. That’s what Zoro was doing. It’s kind of like that spot that you have deep inside you.”

Then, knowing she’d have to do this or Luffy would still be confused, Nami rocked back and pulled Luffy’s hand lower, right where she didn’t particularly want it. “I still have an anus just like you and Zoro, but I don’t have that special spot inside. Girls have the clitoris and we also have a spot inside our other hole – our vaginas – that’s hard to find but feels really nice. And that’s why you stick your penis in my vagina, to reach that spot. You don’t stick it in the other hole on girls because it doesn’t feel good for us. Got it?”

“Uh huh! I got it Nami! Thanks for tellin’ me!”

“You’re welcome, Luffy.” It was impossible to be annoyed with him. He was like an overgrown puppy, all limbs he hadn’t grown into yet, energy, and a boundless desire to please. Zoro on the other hand…Nami turned a rather peevish eye on the still-grinning student, sword aficionado, and part-time grill cook. “Why don’t YOU tell me all about how two guys do it? I’m sure Luffy wouldn’t mind you demonstrating on him.”

That wiped the smirk right off of his face, but instead of stammering like she’d expected, he nodded. A short while later, Luffy was happily rocking back on Zoro’s cock and the older youth had a distinctly pleased expression showing under his knit brows. Nami herself was rather aroused again, and she turned over, crawling backwards towards the two men. “Now don’t forget what I showed you, okay?”

“Okay Nami!”

The small apartment was quiet for a beat before the shouts of one sexually frustrated woman could be heard even outside. “No Luffy! I told you! It doesn’t go there!”

[identity profile] brian-kun.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Luffy's not geting the worng hole he just know's what he likes XD

[identity profile] sherriaisling.livejournal.com 2005-12-14 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
OMG! OH, LORD, I HAVE NOT THE WORDS!

“Well, girls have two openings down here instead of just one like you or Zoro.” *dead*

You see, Luffy? I don’t have a penis. *in awe of your amazingness*

And that’s why you stick your penis in my vagina *more dead*

Em, I bow down to you. This is a thing of wonder.

[identity profile] fatitute.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
that was awesome!:) ZoroXLuffyXNami is so much fun.