Metalocalypse Crack Fic

Per request, fic inspired by this bit of interview:

BP: Toki has diabetes, like Bret Michaels from Rock Of Love. What else do you think Toki and Bret Michaels have in common?
NE: Adult Onset Self-Induced Diabetes, yeah. That's a good question. I think they're both bipolar. Is Bret Michaels? Maybe he's not.
BP: Toki has a full head of hair, so it's not that.
NE: Oh, I see: You're leading the witness. I don't know, you can never really tell when a guy starts wearing one of those do-rags what's going on up there, but Toki's got a full head of hair for now. It's part of being in a metal band; you just gotta make sure you have your hair for the time being. Except for [Dethklok drummer] Pickles. I think they like to wear ladies' underpants when they're by themselves. I'm not sure. That might be true. I know it's true for Toki. I don't know about Bret Michaels. I don't know if this is true of both of them, but I know that Toki was caught fucking a cat once.
BP: All right, we'll just say that Bret Michaels was also caught fucking a cat.
NE: I cannot confirm or deny that. I can only confirm that Toki was, and he was drunk, and we did dress the cat up like a lady.


Title: Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat
Rating: R
Pairing: Toki/Pickles, refs to Manager/Pickles
Word Count: 4,830
A/N: Complete and utter spastic crack. References to THIS FIC as well. Some Non-Con elements that aren't totally Non-Con.

( So, what's the truth behind the bestiality? )