Pathfinder and a Metalocalypse Short

Brian and I went and saw Pathfinder today. I made the mistake of being very excited for this movie for two reasons. 1) VIKINGS! I love me some Vikings. And 2) Rated R for STRONG, BRUTAL VIOLENCE THROUGHOUT. I didn't expect a whole lot of historical accuracy or any real plot. And yet I was still bitterly disappointed. So I, er, wrote what I figure would have been Dethklok's reaction to this mess.

Title: Dat Movie Was Dildos
Rating: PG-13 for Murderface, language, brutality
Pairing: None!
Word Count: 1387

( Spoilers for the PATHFINDER movie )