30 Kisses Fic - Shanks and Ben version #3

I don't know why, but whenever I try to write Shanks and Ben fic for 30Kisses, it comes out very crack-ish. This one is weird, has stupid dialogue and makes cheap use of the theme.

Theme: Excessive Chain
Title: Ass
Rating: PG
Word Count: 854
Time: Like 45 minutes maybe

( Don't Say I Didn't Warn You About the Crack-ness )