Oh my GOD, Em. Have I told you how much I love you lately? No? WELL HOLY SHIT DO I EVER LOVE YOU.

I might attribute some of my laughter to the Midol I took a little while ago, but oh my god. This was hilarious and magical and perfect. I miss writing them, I am going to kick my butt into gear and write something for you-know-what. I just KNEW you'd do something great with the squid prompt, and hot damn, you did! You are brilliant and I love you and this is going to entertain me all day at work. XD XD XD